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Put A Caption To This All ……………….

Put A Caption To This All

Well as there’s not really a lot happening on the sports’ landscape at present , I thought it might be fun to have some jocular humor of the adult male oriented kind . If you’re squeamish or easily offended then accept my most humble apology from the get-go ! If however you’re not then let’s have some fun !


Lingerie model Lucy Pinder . What might she have been thinking about while the picture was being taken ?
Lingerie model Lucy Pinder . What might she have been thinking about while the picture was being taken ?



Ice T's main squeeze , video vixen and entrepreneur Nicole 'Coco' Austin
Ice T's main squeeze , video vixen and entrepreneur Nicole 'Coco' Austin . Coco has a thought in her head what is it ?



Brittany Dailey . A penny for her thoughts ! Or would you be prepared to pay at least 50 cents ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!! C'mon now you guys you've got to have something up your sleeve by way of few comments or one liners ?
Brittany Dailey . A penny for her thoughts ! Or would you be prepared to pay at least 50 cents ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!! C'mon now you guys you've got to have something up your sleeve by way of few comments or one liners ?



Hoopz Alexander
Nicole 'Hoopz' Alexander . And to think Flava' Flav couldn't keep her satisfied ? What the hell was he thinking much less what the _uck was the matter with him ?



Playboy model Paula Sladewski
Playboy model Paula Sladewski



Playboy model Misty Rhodes
Playboy model Misty Rhodes . I think it's pretty safe to say she's got only one thing on her mind !



Jessica Burciaga
Jessica Burciaga . Oops , I do believe she's lost something ?



Jaime Edmondson
Look at me while I'm looking at you . (Playboy model Jaime Edmondson)



Lizz Robbins (King Magazine )
Lizz Robbins Would you like to squeeze my assets ?



Porschla Coleman
Porschla Coleman stretching for bigger and better things no doubt .


Now it’s up to you to affix your own captions to each individual picture. Have fun , times a wasting , so be as insightful as you can in this regard. The pictures will also be reproduced below in a slide-show gallery format , for you to peruse over each as I know only you each can. So please do enjoy ? I look forward to reading your comments . Thanks as always for the continued support !

Alan Parkins aka tophatal ……………….


Timbaland feat’g Justin Timberlake ……”Carry Out”


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13 thoughts on “Put A Caption To This All ……………….

  1. Do you love me, now that I am “nude”? All

    #9: does this dress make me look fat?

    #4: How do you play leapfrog? Aren’t you suppose to clear my body?

    1. al clements

      All of the above comments you’ve initiated would be suitable and appropriate. But as you very well know you simply never ever mention a woman’s weight when she asks you such a question . You simply respond either with a question or respond …honey you still look as good as the first day that I met you ! That way she thinks you love her and care about her all the more . Now if it’s a lie it’s a lie . LOL,LOL,LOL !!! But if it’s the truth then you’ll be getting copious amounts of unadulterated and pleasurable sex. And what’s there to complain about then ? Absolutely nothing at all . LOL,LOL,LOL !!!

      Alan Parkins

  2. 1. my name is pancho, i work on the ranch, i make 10 dollars a day.
    i go see lucy, she give me some –ssy, and take my 10 dollars away.
    2.As she turns her head the swimsuit disappears.
    3.uhh… what were we talking about?
    4. yee-haa
    5. now what will she take off for another hear bracelet?
    6.jaibait anyone?
    7. Push harder Jessica, they’re still not flat.
    8.yes you’re right, the vertical lines are more slimming.
    9.Let those puppies breath Liz.
    10. That’s alright Porschla, I like shy girls.

    1. aero

      I love ’em all ! How comes we you or I never meet these sort of women in real life ? Instead we’ve got to make use by seeing them in skin rags of all places . LOL, LOL,LOL !!!

      Alan Parkins

    2. aero

      I don’t think you appreciate how hard Pancho had to work to come across the border to earn a living and then be able to buy his porn . Never mind he’s got to send money back to his wife and kids . A guy has got to have some form of enjoyment hasn’t he ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!!!

      Here are several of Pancho’s friends making their way across the border. It’s got to be hard for these guys ! LOL,LOL,LOL !!! Illegally entering the country being allowed to stay and then taking jobs that native US citizens won’t do . What’s up with that ?

      This is a situation that INS will never get a grip on . Because neither the Senate or House or the present administration are interested in immigration and dealing with that ‘political hot potato’ .

      Alan Parkins

    1. Chris Humpherys

      What can I say but the answer is yes ? I’d do all of them given half the chance ! LOL,LOL,LOL !!! You see this is what happens when you’ve got time on your hands and there’s absolutely nothing happening in the sports world that’s worth talking about.

      I mean B-Hop and Roy Jones are fighting on Saturday . But who wants to see two aging relics or fossils as the case maybe ? It’s not as if Jones is still any good to begin with. And B-Hop doesn’t need the money now that he’s a part owner in De La Hoya’s Golden Boy Promotions Inc., outfit. He handles all of the boxing talent for the East Coast operations of the company.

      I think each of them will need Metamucil as well as vitamin supplements before they each get into the ring.

      Alan Parkins

    1. chappy 81

      You may not be good at making up a caption. But I know damn well what you’re doing at the moment. Step away from your desk or wherever you may be doing and wipe the drool from your face and pull your pants up. That sort of behavior isn’t allowed . LOL, LOL,LOL !!! Weren’t you told that you could go blind doin’ that ? LOL,LOL,LOL !!! Slappin’ or spankin’ the monkey is strictly forbidden , thank you very much .

      You saw what it did to the Ben Stiller character in ‘Night At The Museum’ didn’t you ?

      Alan Parkins

  3. LOL, I forgot about that movie. It’s been awhile since I’d seen it. I completely forgot about that scene! I’m slowly stepping away from this post 🙂

    1. chappy

      My buddies want me to chip in on heading to watch the B-Hop Jones fight on Saturday night. To my mind that fight will be like watching a male elephant looking to mount a the female in order to mate ! LOL,LOL,LOL !!!

      Which one is meant to be B-Hop and which is Jones ? You tell me ?

      The rematch between these two fighters should’ve taken place years ago and not almost 20 years later. Hopkins doesn’t need the money as he’s now the East Coast partner of De La Hoya in his boxing promotion company. As for Jones he’s got enough money to live for at least two lifetimes.

      Alan Parkins

  4. Co promoters Golden Boy Promotion & Square Ring Promotions ( Jones’ promo company) are expecting people to dole out anywhere between $44-95 to $49-95 for the privilege of watching this bout. Never mind what the price of the tickets will be for the bout at Mandalay Bay.

    Giant tortoises gettin’ their swerve on . Don’t let the grunts and groans fool you they’re enjoying themselves . Especially the male tortoise. LOL,LOL,LOL !!! Tiring but he’s enjoying it although the female may well be quite bored with it all ? You done yet she’s probably thinking !

    Could this be the excitement to be had from watching Hopkins and Jones in the ring ? Like I said there’s more enjoyment to be had from watching two elephants mate . Or perhaps even two tortoises or turtles mating for that matter ! Take your pick ?

    Alan Parkins

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